And here’s a book that supposed to be funny. 🙂
I had mixed feelings going into this book, for most authors do not know what funny is. This book somewhat falls into this category for it was not very funny, but it had its moments.
I’ll just get right into it. These were sort of the funniest answers for each featured subject.
CHEMISTRY
Q: What is the meaning of the term “activation energy”.
A: It’s what needed to get up in the morning.
BIOLOGY
Q: What does “terminal illness” means?
A: When you become ill at the airport.
PHYSICS
Q: Explain the word “momentum”.
A: A brief moment.
MATH
Q: A car company is having a sale. A car that was $50,000 before the sale is now 30 percent off. What is the new price?
A: Still too expensive.
BUSINESS & TECHNOLOGY
Q: Explain the word “wholesaler”.
A: Someone who sells you whole items, e.g. a whole cake.
Now, this is what you call selling a whole cake.
Q: What is a “partnership”?
A: A ship that takes two people to drive.
PSYCHOLOGY
Q: Describe what is meant by “forgetting”?
A: I can’t remember.
HISTORY & GEOGRAPHY
Q: Define the phrase “commercial farming”.
A: It’s when a farmer advertises his farm on TV to get more customers.
Q: Name the smaller rivers that run into the Nile.
A: The Juveniles.
Q: Name six animals that live specifically in the Arctic.
A: Two polar bears; four seals.
Are the penguins a joke to you?!
Q: Explain the term “autocracy”.
A: A country that has lots of cars.
Q: Upon ascending the throne the first thing Queen Elizabeth II did was…
A: sit down
Not gonna lie, I would’ve said the same thing, too!
Q: Who was Solomon?
A: He was a very popular man who had 700 wives and 300 porcupines.
ENGLISH
Q: Use the word “judicious” in a sentence to illustrate its meaning.
A: I am using “judicious” in this sentence to illustrate its meaning.
A decent read and I like the different types of handwriting. Nevertheless, it was a fun book to read and I got a few chuckles out of it. If you’re a student, please study so you can do well in your exams.
Makes me think of the jokes my youngest son would tell. You know the kind you shake your head at but still smile. And these were worth a few smiles. Thanks for sharing.
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Haha! And thank you for reading! 💙
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hahaha porcupines hahaha 🙂
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It’s actually quite sad how many people don’t know the Word. I was watching Jeopardy a few nights ago and there was a Bible-based category, and the contestants didn’t know anything. I was so appalled.
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I feel it is because that most people don’t read the Word but allow themselves to be told what it says. That is a slippery slope. For I feel that even thought I read His Word, and you read His Word the lessons He is teaching us applies to us, and the lesson He is teaching us. Therefore it will be the same but different. If that makes sense. Not to mention I have seen on shows how untrue things they tell that are taken for truth. I was watching a show that said depictions of the Lord with corn was a different meaning because the Bible doesn’t mention corn. Hello, yes it does. I turned the channel. This was suppose to be a fact base history show and yet they said the Bible never mentions corn. What?
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Yes, that is correct. Some of them won’t read because they prefer someone else to ‘read it for them’. Yes, spot on, sis! That’s why I always tell others that we might worship the very same God, but our paths are not the same. He has already mapped out our course and which path we’ll be taking once we’re willing to let Him be our Guide. Yes, I’ve seen that time after time again on shows, too. It goes to show that man’s history is ignorant of actual history and have rewritten and twisted it to make more sense to them. It’s disgusting. God almost never gets the credit for anything.
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Yes different paths therefore different lessons. Even if we are walking the same path at certain points the lesson the LORD is trying to teach us might be different. Not because He changes but because where you might be ready/willing to learn that lesson, I might not be ready/willing. God knows these things we don’t. And you could learn it, see that I am going through it, but no matter how many times you tell me, hey girl been there, and here is what the LORD showed me. Until I am ready/willing it is of no use. Again why God’s infinite wisdom is so much beyond our understanding. Thats not saying that God doesn’t use people to help us, He most certainly does BUT it all goes back to when He knows we are ready/willing. I hope all that made sense hahaha.
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Yes, exactly! Everything you said makes absolute sense for those were the lines I was thinking along.
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Wonderful and excellent
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Haha! I’m glad you think so.
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Haha, some of these got a chuckle out of me too!
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Haha! I’m glad they did.
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Diana, I appreciate reading and enjoying some lighter moments. Thank goodness my “D” in Intro to Sociology didn’t impair my ability to enjoy my social interactions with others. God’s peace!
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Thank you for stopping by and sharing your thoughts; I appreciate it. 😃
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