TWO JULYS BACK:
Ad: female singer for a band
Ad: Experienced telemarketer
A job I don’t think that’ll ever interest me, but if I had the job, I’ll be working downtown at that place where all the telemarketing girls go. I’ll be working shift and fussing when I have to go to work at nights.
I’ll make a lot of unwanted calls to random strangers until someone musters the courage to ask “How do I make you stop calling? How do I get rid of you?” Maybe I’ll tell them, maybe I won’t. Maybe I’ll tell them to hang up so I can move onto the next victim.
After a full day, I’ll realize that telemarketing is not for me and hand in my two weeks.